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Sorry life sucks
Life's a bitch
Just drink gin
Get well soon cock face
Man flu? try giving birth
Man the fuck up
Thank fucking you
You're not so bad after all
Thank you for tolerating me
Thank you... you piece of shit
Cheers knob head
Ta duck
You made a human... it does work!
Well done baggy fanny
Shit just got real
It's fucking ugly
You're fucked
Bye bye social life
#justsayin
Fucking idiot
The end
Mr and mrs fucking perfect
I actually wee'd
Winner winner chicken dinner
Do you want a fucking medal?
Well done you piece of shit
Who gives a fuck
About fucking time
21 again? #whatever
Botox wont help
Happy fucking birthday
You old twat
I thought you'd have died already
You exhaust me
I tolerate you
Who'd of thought it?
